THEME



g1ados:

best friends more like “hey I found porn of your OTP here you go”




heathicorn:

rubato:

#sTOP OMG #I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS PHOTOSET OH GOD #IT’S LIKE LOOKING INTO A BASKET OF KITTENS #HELP ME (via luceateis)

 




turnthatberryout:

SNL #Scandal Skit

that’s it. that’s Scandal




duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 




"I already saw that on Tumblr."
- literally everything (via casualfacestroking)



"إذا تم العقل نقص الكلام
The smarter you get the less you speak"
- Arabic Proverb (via 7bottles)

Truest sentence I’ve ever heard




Song about love: Thinking of my otp
Song about loss: Thinking of my otp
Song that does not fit my otp at all: Imagines AU to fit song and otp



franklindeladonut:

true friendship is making up headcanons together and crying




Q: How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Who's there?
Q: No, uh, I'm not telling a knock-knock joke.
A: Yeah, but, did you know that knock-knock jokes also happen sometimes?



"No one’s that stupid."
- Before working in retail/customer service/food industry (via loupsenior)







COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]




kyrafic:

odair:

try to remember what you did with your free time before tumblr

Livejournal.







thingtypestuff:

The internet’s habits of shortening phrases and words tends to make things confusing, so I’ll explain this one in hopes of clearing things up: “Feminazi,” is short for, “I don’t actually know what feminists or Nazis are.”