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Expectations:
Reality:
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen.
New Phone on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/50620073/via/kikixo
This has become my life.
This is probably the best use of this quote I’ve ever seen.
Imagine Person A of your OTP walking downstairs at 4AM to find Person B making chocolate pudding because they’ve lost control of their life.
Fandom is like family. You’re stuck with them. Most of the time you love them. Other times, they say things that make you wonder how you could even be related.
I want them.
THESE ARE MURDERING ME MURDERING ME TO DEATH
klasdj the first one is EXACTLY what my cat does when she tries to wake me up in the morning to feed her. She kneads on my stomach and finally gives up (but not really) and flops down and stares at me with her pitiful little eyes until I get up.
Mumford and Sons releases a new album. It is simply titled “Your OTP”. The tracks have names like “Songfic”, “Unresolved Feelings”, “Things not said”, and “You have died and so has my heart”. The cover art is a textured graphic of your OTP overlayed over each other.
The music is heavy on the banjo and soulful wailing.
My favorite song on this album is “The Threesome You Hadn’t Considered”.
I’m really fond of “I Will Pine” and “Angst Some More.”
someone called for a rant bingo with a FREEDOM SQUARE
There are honest-to-god people reblogging this going, “I agree with all of these things, except Gregson was actually in the books!” LLKM;OSSDJSLKDJK
Hey, guess who’s got two thumbs and a death threat from some BATSHIT LUNATIC in Sherlock fandom?