Photo reblogged from ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS with 4,920 notes
WAY TO GO. THAT’S GREAT. YOU’RE DOING A WONDERFUL JOB.
PAUL, I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING. YOU JUST WANT TO TOUCH MY ASS.
THAT’S PREPOSTEROUS. I’M BEING SUPPORTIVE. I’M SUPPORTING YOU IN YOUR ENDEAVORS.
ONCE AGAIN, I’M QUITE LITERALLY NOT DOING ANYTHING. THE ONLY THING YOU’RE SUPPORTING IS MY ASS.
SOMETIMES THAT IS EXACTLY THE TYPE OF SUPPORT ONE NEEDS TO GET THROUGH TRYING TIMES. AS YOUR BOYFRIEND I FEEL IT’S MY DUTY-
PAUL, DON’T SAY IT.
IT’S MY DUTY-
PAUL.
IT’S MY DUTY … TO RUB THAT BOOTY.
I CAN’T BELIEVE I LET YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME.
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Photoset reblogged from Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey with 24,350 notes
patrickstumpsfacialexpressions:
I LOVE YOU JON STEWART
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Photoset reblogged from LGBT Laughs with 66,488 notes
This gif is appropriate in so many situations. <3
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Photo reblogged from there were to be no moon men at all with 56,109 notes
MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
LIZARDS-
WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.
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Photo reblogged from spidernut with 418 notes
“Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release.”
I wish I had an iphone just so I could do this.
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Photo reblogged from ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS with 3,736 notes
I DON’T KNOW, CAN YOU COME INTO THE CLUBHOUSE?
WHILE YOU CERTAINLY SEEM CAPABLE OF ENTERING, YOU MAY NOT BECAUSE WE DON’T ALLOW THAT KIND OF GRAMMAR IN HERE.
AS YOU CAN SEE, YOU’RE INTERRUPTING AN IMPORTANT MEETING. PLEASE GO DANGLE YOUR PARTICIPLES AND MUDDLE YOUR PRONOUN REFERENTS ELSEWHERE.
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Chat reblogged from baa baa, bitch sheep. with 51,699 notes
Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
- Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
- Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
- Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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- Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
- Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
- Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
- Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
- Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
- Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
- Albus: Da—
- Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
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